I think there should be a PHP version of Eblah cuz there is no good forums that supports TEXT DB for database. There are many good ones like IPB, Vbulletin and PHPBB.

It's not that simple, It can't be converted, Eblah is perl, To write it in php would be a completely different forum software and would take years of development.
I don't quite understand the text db reference there??....

Like iCONICA said, it would take years for E-Blah to be rewritten in PHP. There are advantages to both PHP and perl, but Justin chose perl for E-Blah. This has also been discussed numerous times before. Try a search before starting a new topic. This prevents multiple threads from being on the same topic.

Yeah I was going to provide a link to that other thread, Here it is. http://www.eblah.com/forum/m-1221721554.77627