Hi All
This is guaranteed to be politically correct and in
accordance with the trade desriptions act 1968, para
3/7, amended 1974, also the data protection act.
Enjoy



> 
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or
> implicit our best wishes for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
> stress, non-addictive,
> gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within
> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
> persuasion of your choice, or
> secular practices of your choice, with respect for
> the religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
> choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all
> 
> 
> 
> .. and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
> and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
> generally accepted calendar
> year 2006, but not without due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make Britain great, (not
> to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than
> any other country and
> recognising that the Great before Britain is a noun
> rather than an
> adjective), and without regard to the race, creed,
> colour, age, physical
> ability, religious faith, choice of computer
> platform, or sexual preference
> of the wishee.
> 
> 
> 
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
> terms. This greeting is
> subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no
> alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wisher to
> actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself
> or others, and is void
> where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
> sole discretion of the
> wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
> expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one
> year, or until the issuance
> of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
> first, and warranty is
> limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
> new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.)
> 
> 
> 
> [From Robyn Sones]
> 

Or in other words, Merry Christmas and (for those of Scottish descent)
A guid New Year tae Ane an' Aw'